Hot Growlr Mess of the Day

Oh, Mizxzzxxzzxz. You say the sweetest things…

I don’t know who’s more scared of Snoopymeister, me or him. (PS I spy a shower shot!)

Artie?!

Life is not a comic strip, and you are not Mary Worth.

I don’t wanna have to listen to you sing, or fix your *Nsync braids.

Do you like lemon candles when you make love?

…misty watercolor memories

I cannot tell where the cartoon ends and the real kitty begins.

You totally drew the attention upward and away from those eyebrows by Cruella Deville-ing your hair. Who’s smart? You’re smart, that’s who!

I’m not mad about the giant sumo booty, but you couldn’t set that bag of garbage just a few feet out of frame while you posed?